At least at the end of "Clerks 2," Jay & Silent Bob won't be revealed to be ghosts.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
'Twould be an interesting feat considering the flick doesn't open in Minneapolis till this evening & I been at work most of the day.
If I do turn out to be psychic, however, I'l consider buying you that T-1 when I use my abilities for the betterment of my alcoholism.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Ask Leisher about my history of having M. Night movies spoiled for me.
How the fuck can one of his movies be spoiled? He goddamn near telegraphs every "twist."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Yea, well, I never could turn my brain off. It's gotten me into quite a bit of trouble before.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
edit - if you post a spoiler in this thread, I'll hire Malcolm to kill you. He kills for beer.
No one's ever proven a damn thing.
But, hypothetically speaking, it'd be entirely feasible for beer to be considered payment.
Edited By Malcolm on 1153524505
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
At least the critics aren't thrashing the shit out of Clerks 2. Mr Cranky wasn't too much of a fan of Lady In The Water either, but didn't bash it too badly, which seems to indicate maybe he saw more to it than the average pompous film critic. But then Mr Cranky hated Pirates 2, which I enjoyed, so you can't go by film reviews alone...
Ask Leisher about my history of having M. Night movies spoiled for me.
I guessed the twist based on the previews weeks before it hit theaters and told Gordon, thus ruining his movie going experience.
I have a theory on Lady in the Water, but I'll be good this time.
I saw Clerks II tonight. I'll review it shortly. If you like Kevin Smith films, it's a must see.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Me: What time will the babysitter be here?
Wife: What?
Me: What time will the babysitter be here... I'm looking at movie start times.
Wife: I forgot to call her to set it up.
NO MOVIE FOR YOU.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."