Clawed

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A horror film about Sasquatch.

A bunch of hunters get killed by Sasquatch, but locals think it's a grizzly. They still let their kids go camping in the same forest.

One of the worst written films I've ever had the displeasure of sitting through. Words cannot describe how stupid the dialogue is in this film. There is no flow or reason to it at all. I have no idea how an adult could churn out this crap and think it's good enough for a D level film, let alone a B level film. I've seen better dialogue in pornos.

A month or so ago I reviewed an independent film called Bigfoot. Clawed isn't an independent film. Still, Bigfoot is vastly superior to this film and I thought Bigfoot was poorly written and acted.

That pretty much sums up Clawed.

0 out 10.
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