Watcher's Series - Worse series ever made?

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DictionaryDave
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Post by DictionaryDave »

These movies might have some of the worst actors and story of all time.
Watchers-1988-Corey Haim
Watchers II-1990- Marc Singer
Watchers III- 1994- Wings Hauser
Watchers Reborn-1998- Mark Hamil

Storyline:
All the stories involve a genetically enhanced intelligence "smart dog" and some type of connection with a genetic monster.

*Anyone got a worse series?
(Has to include actors/actresses as well as story) *Porn not included




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Post by GORDON »

On a related note, yeah, it was written by Koontz, but I thought the novel "Watchers" was a good read.

I think I last read it at 18, though.

Hell, I felt the same way about Ben Affleck vehicle "Phantoms."




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Post by Malcolm »

Just off the top of my head...

Carnosaur series
Police Academy series
Dog Soldiers series
Leprechaun series
Pumpkinhead series
Silent Night, Deadly Night series
Slumber Party Massacre series

The first one is a Roger Corman rip-off of Jurassic Park. The second...dear fucking Christ....Steve Gutenberg. Dog Soliders is a fifth-rate British werewolf franchise. Leprechaun went to the ghetto twice & then into space. Pumpkinhead is just utterly horrible. The last two are hideous C-grade horror series that churned out sequel after fucking sequel of the same unscary, unfunny, exploit-type shit.
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