DOOM Trailer
It's funny that you say that as when I watched the trailer I was thinking, "This should be called Resident Evil 3."
I think it'll get some sort of audience since it has the "DOOM" tag and because all of its stars are current pop culture icons. (The Rock - wrestling fans, new action star; Sarah Michelle Gellar - Buffy; Sean William Scott - Stiffler)
I think it'll get some sort of audience since it has the "DOOM" tag and because all of its stars are current pop culture icons. (The Rock - wrestling fans, new action star; Sarah Michelle Gellar - Buffy; Sean William Scott - Stiffler)
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Goddamnit, not Sean fucking William Scott. That makes it a renter right there.It's funny that you say that as when I watched the trailer I was thinking, "This should be called Resident Evil 3."
I think it'll get some sort of audience since it has the "DOOM" tag and because all of its stars are current pop culture icons. (The Rock - wrestling fans, new action star; Sarah Michelle Gellar - Buffy; Sean William Scott - Stiffler)
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
And again, how many times is he going to work with The Rock?
The Rock has made about 6 films and 3 have had Sean William Scott in them.
The Rock has made about 6 films and 3 have had Sean William Scott in them.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
This looks to be catastrophically, biblically, epicly bad.
Good goddamn. All I wanted was to see was the cyberdemon & the spider mastermind. GODDAMNIT!
Why fucking zombies? No MORE FUCKING ZOMBIES unless your name is Geroge A. Romero.
I could've handled this better. & I'm a drunken, lazy, ex-junkie.
Good goddamn. All I wanted was to see was the cyberdemon & the spider mastermind. GODDAMNIT!
Why fucking zombies? No MORE FUCKING ZOMBIES unless your name is Geroge A. Romero.
I could've handled this better. & I'm a drunken, lazy, ex-junkie.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
It really doesn't bother me.
Let's be honest... most video games to movie would be mind numbingly boring if they didn't take 90% of the movie from influences outside the game.
The only exception I can recall to that was Phantasmagoria: Puzzle of The Flesh, which was pretty much a short film in which you unlocked the next scene by solving a puzzle.
Let's be honest... most video games to movie would be mind numbingly boring if they didn't take 90% of the movie from influences outside the game.
The only exception I can recall to that was Phantasmagoria: Puzzle of The Flesh, which was pretty much a short film in which you unlocked the next scene by solving a puzzle.
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
Big fucking robot/daemon w\ a rocket launcher for an arm. You'd've to work to make that boring enough not to see at least.Let's be honest... most video games to movie would be mind numbingly boring if they didn't take 90% of the movie from influences outside the game.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
I'm with Malcolm.
Most video games still might not have great plots, although some blow away even the best Hollywood action scripts, but they do have plot devices, characters, and visuals that only an idiot could make boring.
Most video games still might not have great plots, although some blow away even the best Hollywood action scripts, but they do have plot devices, characters, and visuals that only an idiot could make boring.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
That film. Bleh. The visuals were interesting for about three seconds.Not from a video game, but what about this.but they do have plot devices, characters, and visuals that only an idiot could make boring.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
But no matter how stunning the visuals were (and they were good through out the entire film), the suck ass story just killed it within the first 20 minutes.That film. Bleh. The visuals were interesting for about three seconds.
I was able to turn off that part of my mind that was looking for an interesting story, and the visual effects were impressive through to the end.
Look at the Tomb Raiders movies. They are (sadly) some of the best "video game to movie" flicks and they took almost nothing from the games other than the character and her profession. And it was the fact that they took almost nothing from the games that made them watchable.
How many bats, tigers, lions, dogs and bears could you watch Laura kill before you got bored?
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
C-Y-B-E-R-D-E-M-O-N. Everyone say it w\ me.
There are certain scenes that I'll actually watch a flick for. Even if the rest of the film sucks ass, it was worth watching for those one or two scenes.
Freddy vs. Jason sucked. I watched it to see two supervillains duke it out. The movie sucked. About two sequences made it worthwhile, though.
NOTHING in Sky Captain made it worth watching.
Even if you hated, & I mean fucking HATED Return to Zork, those first few minutes when you saw the white house & the mailbox were a religious experience if you were anything of a fan.
There are certain scenes that I'll actually watch a flick for. Even if the rest of the film sucks ass, it was worth watching for those one or two scenes.
Freddy vs. Jason sucked. I watched it to see two supervillains duke it out. The movie sucked. About two sequences made it worthwhile, though.
NOTHING in Sky Captain made it worth watching.
Even if you hated, & I mean fucking HATED Return to Zork, those first few minutes when you saw the white house & the mailbox were a religious experience if you were anything of a fan.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Other than cyberdemon (which I'm not familiar with) you've pretty much summed it up with all the others...C-Y-B-E-R-D-E-M-O-N. Everyone say it w\ me.
There are certain scenes that I'll actually watch a flick for. Even if the rest of the film sucks ass, it was worth watching for those one or two scenes.
Freddy vs. Jason sucked. I watched it to see two supervillains duke it out. The movie sucked. About two sequences made it worthwhile, though.
NOTHING in Sky Captain made it worth watching.
Even if you hated, & I mean fucking HATED Return to Zork, those first few minutes when you saw the white house & the mailbox were a religious experience if you were anything of a fan.
They sucked.
There are high points to almost any movie. Even The Blair Witch Project (which I use as the bottom rung upon which I compare all shitty movies) had an excellent gimmick with it's web page and back history before the movie (which was actually fecal matter compressed into celluloid) came out and ruined it.
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Some of the high points ain't high enough to make up for the general crapiness of the film. Others are.Other than cyberdemon (which I'm not familiar with) you've pretty much summed it up with all the others...C-Y-B-E-R-D-E-M-O-N. Everyone say it w\ me.
There are certain scenes that I'll actually watch a flick for. Even if the rest of the film sucks ass, it was worth watching for those one or two scenes.
Freddy vs. Jason sucked. I watched it to see two supervillains duke it out. The movie sucked. About two sequences made it worthwhile, though.
NOTHING in Sky Captain made it worth watching.
Even if you hated, & I mean fucking HATED Return to Zork, those first few minutes when you saw the white house & the mailbox were a religious experience if you were anything of a fan.
They sucked.
There are high points to almost any movie. Even The Blair Witch Project (which I use as the bottom rung upon which I compare all shitty movies) had an excellent gimmick with it's web page and back history before the movie (which was actually fecal matter compressed into celluloid) came out and ruined it.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."