We'll save your pet after the rapture.
I wonder how many pets they've been hired to save.
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Heaven seems less appealing all the time.
If I see people with a dog or cat chances are I am going to like the animals more then the people since most people are crap. So if I have the choice I think I would rather stay down on earth with my pets and theirs instead of hanging out with them in heaven.
If I see people with a dog or cat chances are I am going to like the animals more then the people since most people are crap. So if I have the choice I think I would rather stay down on earth with my pets and theirs instead of hanging out with them in heaven.
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I thought the idea was genius when I first saw it.
You could use guilt to sell it the same way the church does..."Would JEsus want you leaving your pet, which relies on you, defenseless without anyone to feed it? Buy our services or you may not need to worry about leaving at the rapture."
You could use guilt to sell it the same way the church does..."Would JEsus want you leaving your pet, which relies on you, defenseless without anyone to feed it? Buy our services or you may not need to worry about leaving at the rapture."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."