death 1, prayers 0

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:56 am

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:30 pm

If you can't trust the invisible man in the sky to get things done, who CAN you trust?

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:26 pm

"I can't do that because Biblically, I cannot find that is the way people are healed," Dale Neumann told the jury. "If I go to the doctor, I am putting the doctor before God. I am not believing what he said he would do."

My god told me to kick your ass. He told me it's the way you'll get healed. & I can't <s>think for myself</s> disobey him, can I?

Post by **Vince** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:26 am

Reminds me of the joke about the preacher in the ocean from a ship wreck.