Microsoft's new IE advertising strategy

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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm »

Dear god.
The new anime personification of Internet Explorer is a sassy girl who fights robots, dresses like a sexy otaku girl, and pets her cat while surfing the Net.
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Hey everyone! My name is Inori and you can think of me as a personification of Internet Explorer. When I was younger, I used to be a clumsy, slow, and awkward girl. However, just like the story of ugly duckling, people told me that I have really matured and changed over the years. I feel confident in my abilities now, and I'm eager to show you what I can do. Why don't you get to know me a little better?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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tits or gtfo
It's not me, it's someone else.
Paul
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If you go with her you're going to need to wear protection.
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warning: link is nsfw

Well, this was of course inevitable.
"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
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Rule #34.
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