They're moving jobs here!
Bringing jobs home! What an awesome company!
Let's just ignore that fact that the parts will be made elsewhere, and that this only applies to the smallest part of their business, and that their suicide camps...I mean their iphone and ipad plants will still be overseas.
Hooray for Apple!
They should move into the old Gateway 2000 plant in North Sioux City, South Dakota. Big facility sitting unused, the union never got in, cheap cost of living, plenty of experienced labor in the area, and one exit away from the golf course community where all the executives lived.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Apple still makes computers? Who the fuck uses those anymore? All I see people doing on their iPads is checking e-mail, listening to music, checking facebook/twitter, ad nauseum. They have smaller devices for that now.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."