Was just at a grocery store, and I turned into an aisle with my cart and stopped because what I wanted was right there, up high. It took me a couple seconds of reaching until I was able to snag it, then from behind me I hear an OLD woman bitching, "He has his cart in the way and he is blocking the whole aisle."
I turn to look, and it is an OLD balding lady in a scooter bitching at me. Without an iota of sarcasm I say to her firmly and clearly, "I apologize, please forgive me," and I move my cart out of her way.
She just smiled at me and immediately started to motor around me, driving right into an aisle display and sending everything crashing to the ground.
Edited By GORDON on 1255987752
Funny.
You should have walked by bitching about how her mess is taking up the whole aisle.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell