The Monkey (2025)

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The Monkey (2025)

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Horror Comedy about a monkey doll that brings death whenever it plays a song. In this case, it haunts one specific family, mainly twin brothers.

It's boring and neither horror nor comedy.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but just killing people in gross or ridiculous ways doesn't make something a horror.

Honestly, this is nothing more than Final Destination, except the monkey doll triggers the "Rube Goldberg machine" death.

I went looking to watch a football game and saw this, and thought, "Oh yeah, I remember seeing the trailer for this movie. I don't remember it's theatrical run or any buzz though." Now I know why.

Skip it.
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