Labyrinth (1986) - The one with Bowie's cod piece

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I usually have TV on as background noise when doing other things, and one of the free Pluto channels has been looping Labyrinth, with Stardust. I just keep them on.

So over the last few weeks I've probably 10% listened to it about 50 times.

GOOD LORD but this movie is about an adolescent girl coming to terms with her sexuality. In the end she wins by not accepting big-dick, beautiful David Bowie by stating "You have no power over me." She rejected the overwhelming feeling of teenage infatuation, and the big dick, and then returned to a normal family life where one assumes she went to college and whatever. She didn't become bowie's next castle wife, wasting her life.

I can make more arguments if anyone gives a shit. But damn, this movie is all crazy SEX undertones.