Just why?
Seriously, this has no actual purpose. That's why I called this thread "White Elephant Gifts". It's the only possible reason anyone would buy one. Just for the lols.
White Elephant Gifts
White Elephant Gifts
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell