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The older I get, the more it seems like Satan is the actual straight-shooter of the two. Tired of the "ineffable God with unknowable motivations" crap.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Yes. I feel that's the main point of the comic. No more "this 8 year old girl died of painful cancer because it was God's will"
It's not me, it's someone else.
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thibodeaux
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I've been Hail Sataning for a few years now. Peeps always assume in being funny.
Church of Satanism also has some seriously good tenets, compared to your local Christian megachurch.
Church of Satanism also has some seriously good tenets, compared to your local Christian megachurch.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Did you get ordained online like Kevin Smith?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Officiating a wedding in two weeks.Religion
That's fantastic.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Bet you a dollar you can't work in the words "aluminum siding" into the ceremony.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Does anyone really obey the Bible?Jesus had just warned His audience against using their eyes for lustful purposes (Matthew 5:28), so His prescribed remedy for lust—to pluck out an eye—makes sense, in a radical sort of way.
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But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Nobody follows any of the religious books religiously. (I couldn't resist.)
See, where the writer went wrong here is they should have drawn the line at acting on the intent. Why wouldn't God want people to check out the female form as it is his best work?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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I mean, I agree, but I'm a flawed human cursed for eternal damnation.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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As the devil, I can confirm you are headed there.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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We need a like button.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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“I'm not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don't have a good story behind it, I'm just reasonable.” — Anthony Jeselnik.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Replaced with.... what? Humans are scared little animals, and like to feel safety in numbers. Something is replacing it.TheCatt wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:32 am Non-religious people growing as % of the US. And, they don't like organized religion at all.
Amen.
Groupthink with social media?
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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No, duh, my team/your team politics. That's it. That's why people are so passionate about their rich person with the letter behind their name.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."