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Because FB wants you to think people give a fuck about you, this new feature allows you to live stream your boring, uninteresting life as it happens.

What could go wrong?

Watch as folks get murdered live!
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More broken tail lights?
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I heard there's some popular Japanese site like that. Just people putting a camera on themselves as they live out their mundane cubicle-dwelling lives, and they get thousands of viewers.
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I'd watch some of that. Not, like, actively watch it like watching a movie, but it could be nice to have a few of those in the background from time to time if things are too quiet at work. Especially if some of them are cute.
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I'd watch if they were naked. and hot. and female.
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TheCatt wrote:I'd watch if they were naked. and hot. and female.
I'd tune in for that, and then tune out a few minutes later.
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Leisher wrote:
TheCatt wrote:I'd watch if they were naked. and hot. and female.
I'd tune in for that, and then tune out a few minutes later.
Same.

But I'd probably get interested again in like 10 minutes.
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