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It's interesting to watch a guy like him, and Robert Irvine on Food Network. Both are hard asses and both get criticism for it. I find it hilarious that they do because to me its obvious that they're simply breaking people of their bad habits and attitudes and molding them back up with discipline.

Yelling like a lunatic at a full moon isn't a way to impress your ideals upon me.
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Malcolm wrote:
It's interesting to watch a guy like him, and Robert Irvine on Food Network. Both are hard asses and both get criticism for it. I find it hilarious that they do because to me its obvious that they're simply breaking people of their bad habits and attitudes and molding them back up with discipline.
Yelling like a lunatic at a full moon isn't a way to impress your ideals upon me.
You aren't most people.
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You're saying you can program most people by raising your voice at the right times?
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Malcolm wrote:You're saying you can program most people by raising your voice at the right times?
No, no. You yell at them until they give you root, and then you can program in your normal voice once the terminal is unlocked.
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Yelling like a lunatic at a full moon isn't a way to impress your ideals upon me.


Neither yell at everybody. Their methods change based on who they're dealing with. I think the key is that you need to want to be there. For example: If you went drinking with Ernest Hemmingway and he was screaming instructions at you on how to drink better, you'd probably listen.

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Leisher wrote:For example: If you went drinking with Ernest Hemmingway...

Totally on my list of "shit to do if/when I get a time machine."

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Fucking hilarious.
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I think almost all of those are legit dumping reasons.
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I think almost all of those are legit dumping reasons.
Some are:
Loudest eater
Waiting until the barkeep gets to you before you decide on a drink
The mustard thing
The moon landing denier? WTF?

Everything from T-Rex down seems very Seinfeld.

The peas one? I think I could live with that.
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Malcolm wrote:The moon landing denier? WTF?
The truth is out there.
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Malcolm wrote:
GORDON wrote:
I think almost all of those are legit dumping reasons.
Some are:
Loudest eater
Waiting until the barkeep gets to you before you decide on a drink
The mustard thing
The moon landing denier? WTF?

Everything from T-Rex down seems very Seinfeld.

The peas one? I think I could live with that.
Same. And Antoinette is a fantastic name.
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