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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:56 pm
by Leisher
I think you had a tragic dog poop incident in your childhood that you've repressed and/or won't talk about.
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:04 pm
by TheCatt
Do you have evidence of this goose poop issue? I googled and couldnt find much cept the comment at the bottom of this page.
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:33 pm
by GORDON
Leisher wrote:I think you had a tragic dog poop incident in your childhood that you've repressed and/or won't talk about.
This is actually true.
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:30 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote:Leisher wrote:I think you had a tragic dog poop incident in your childhood that you've repressed and/or won't talk about.
This is actually true.
Well, tell us about it and then you can just let go.
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:35 pm
by GORDON
I'll never be able to let that go.
And I will never own a dog.
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:04 pm
by TheCatt
Please, let the healing begin.
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:40 pm
by Malcolm
Maybe he caught a screening of Pink Flamingos when he was three or something.
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:57 pm
by GORDON
You know, this is interesting. I think I made a connection between something in my childhood and my aversion to dog shit on the beach.
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:28 pm
by TheCatt
WE HAVE A BREAKTHROUGH
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:27 am
by Leisher
Do you have evidence of this goose poop issue?
First thing I found when I searched. That's an easy read, however if you want something dryer, here's a report from the USDA.
I only learned about the hazards of geese feces because of my in-laws' lake. Geese and their feces are a problem up there, but I remember when my wife was pregnant lots of folk warning her to avoid the geese feces.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:37 am
by Troy
In middle school I managed to step in a big pile of Poo on the way to the bus stop for school.
I didn't realize it until I had sat down and gotten it all over my pants and backpack. It was one of the worst days of middle school.
Still like dogs, though.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:20 pm
by Leisher
Around 7th or 8th grade I was playing football in a field next to some apartments. I dove to catch a pass and my left arm landed in fresh dog poop. It smeared up my arm and all over my sleeve.
A couple of folks chuckled and said stuff like "gross". I ran home, changed shirts, washed my arm, and was back playing football in about 10 minutes.
I've stepped in dog shit countless times, and while annoying, doesn't really bug me. It's like stepping in mud only stinkier.
I still like dogs.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:19 pm
by Mommy Dearest
GORDON wrote:Leisher wrote:I think you had a tragic dog poop incident in your childhood that you've repressed and/or won't talk about.
This is actually true.
and i can attest to that
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:36 am
by Vince
GORDON wrote:1. Vince: For all intents and purposes, caviar is fish jizz.
Never have eaten it, and don't see myself ever doing so.
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:23 pm
by Alhazad
I bet all of you stick your dicks in something someone else has peed out of... maybe before they've even washed it afterwards? Don't think too hard about this stuff, you'll get neurotic.
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:24 pm
by Troy
To be really safe, maybe some of you guys should change your shoelaces each morning, with gloves.
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:32 pm
by GORDON
Alhazad wrote:I bet all of you stick your dicks in something someone else has peed out of... maybe before they've even washed it afterwards? Don't think too hard about this stuff, you'll get neurotic.
I've never stuck my dick in someone's urethra.
Perv.
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:32 pm
by GORDON
Troy wrote:To be really safe, maybe some of you guys should change your shoelaces each morning, with gloves.
Velcro.
Next?
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:07 pm
by Leisher
Cunnilingus? Anal? Kissing? (It's cleaner to rub bare asses than to kiss.) Kissing after sex?
Ever seen the reports on bathrooms and how everything is covered with feces? Even if your toothbrush is in a cabinet. When you flush a huge burst of germs shoots out of the toilet. Putting the lid down helps some, but doesn't stop it all.
Now tell us about "the incident". It'll make you feel better to get it off your chest.
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:33 pm
by GORDON
Leisher wrote:Cunnilingus? Anal? Kissing? (It's cleaner to rub bare asses than to kiss.) Kissing after sex?
Married, so none of the above.
And I don't wish to discuss it. I will just admit I have personal issues with it and/or I am a crank.