Ten things that are really funny... - but will not amuse your woman...

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:39 pm

Ten things that are really funny but will not amuse your woman while she is giving birth to your baby:

From here.

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DoctorChaos · Post by **DoctorChaos** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:54 pm

I take it you have the keys to the gun cabinet.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:23 pm

"I'll never eat lasagna again!"

"How stretched out are you? How stretched out are you? Whoa! Whoa! Nevermind. Nevermind."

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:07 pm

"Hey, don't complain. You did this to yourself."

mbilderback · Post by **mbilderback** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:14 pm

I imagine all this effort helps you loose those extra pounds you slapped on during the pregnancy, honey.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:20 pm

I should have paraphrased the old Ford Fairlaine line..."Yeah, giving birth is a lot of work. But hey... I had to do all the work in bed."

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:52 pm

Just thought of another one.

"Don't you wish you would've swallowed?"

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Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:16 pm

"Now if we'd just had that threesome I wanted your sister would've be here instead of you."

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:42 pm

DoctorChaos · Post by **DoctorChaos** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:19 am

That's funnier than hell!

That poor kid has no chance at normalicy. I hope that's photoshop.