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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm »

I didn't've high expectations for this one. Even the previews sucked. All I wanted was some degree of improvement over the original.

There was none. Nada, zero, goose-egg. The Creeper seems to have become a pussy. While he was a goddamn unstoppable juggernaut in the last film, he is knocked out no less than three times by : a cheerleader, a farmer, & some dude driving a beat-up pickup. In addition, everyone in this film acts like they've an IQ of three. There's all sorts of shit that never gets explained. This film has more loose ends than Stevie Wonder trying to knit.

ZERO goddamned stars. Even the previews sucked.
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Happy birthday!

To you!
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I liked the ending.

Of course, I do that sort of stuff to scorpions.
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Post by TheCatt »

You watch a lot of crap, Malcolm.
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