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Malcolm
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The next time I hear a review talk about a film w\ "slick production values," I'm gonna track down the motherfucker that wrote\said it & sew their asshole to their mouth so they can taste the crap they've been spewing. The proper phrase is "a budget lower than most of the pants being worn in the hip-hop industry."

Werewolves vs. some army unit in the highlands of Scotland, headed by the lead soldier dude from "28 Days Later."

The werewolf costumes cost about $20 a shot. This film is watchable for about 30 minutes. It then devolves into typical horror-thriller-suspense bullshit. There's about two or three worthwhile sequences, the best of which probably being the scene of a soldier trying to box w\ a werewolf.

1.5 stars for a decent start & a few interesting scenes.
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