New Mac Pro looks like a Fleshlight

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Troy
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It's also insanely powerful, the specs seemed crazy for how small it will be. And will no doubt be ridiculously expensive.

Built in the US of A, too.

I don't really need or want one, but it's still interesting.



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Oh, something new and shiny distracts me from how shitty Apple is as a company.
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How long before they start referring to employment at Apple as having an "iJob?"
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It looks like a trash can.
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Ashtray. But I'm sure it'll come in one of ten attractive colours.



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Seems a bit short for a fleshlight.
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TPRJones wrote:Seems a bit short for a fleshlight.
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