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Damn, it's like the entire ocean went on vacation to Japan.
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Amazing how it Just. Keeps. Going.
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The first time we see a big-ass impact object from space smack into the ocean, THAT is going to be some shit.
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How NASA (used to) recovers the SRB's from the ocean after a shuttle launch.

I always sort of wondered about this.

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Battle Rap: Einstein vs. Hawking.

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I sent that last video to Jimmy a little while ago.
He wrote back, "Oh shit!"
Then he Tweeted it a few minutes later and put it on his show that night.
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1. Nigga needs a Roomba.

2. Good thing Jimmy Kimmel has Paul instead of another guy on his writing staff that he has to pay.
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Ok, no doubt this was planned, but it's still pretty cool.

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Advertising, Men vs. Women.

Too true. I AM already brilliant.

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Two big-ass cops beat the hell of a small woman at IHOP.

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I'm sure they were just maintaining control of the situation.
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Tiny bit of false advertising there. That wasn't two big ass cops beating on a little woman. That was one asshole who shouldn't have a badge hitting a woman, and his partner being forced into the arrest.

Not everyone who fills out an application should be a cop.

Granted, the woman had her hands on him (and that's what could save his career), but what the fuck gave him the right to try and smack her? And did you see that dude's face when she swung back? That was pure rage and his second swing was meant to injure. I guarantee you that's not the first time he has hit a woman.

If that had been a man who swung at him, I'd totally understand the response, although I doubt you'd try to smack him first...

That little chick should have been warned that she would be arrested if she kept trying to interfere. If she didn't back away, and then put hands on the cop, they could have simply arrested her without needing to try and take her fucking head off.

I hope the woman beater loses his badge. If you can't keep cool when an unarmed 100 pound woman touches you, how will you keep your cool in any other situation?

Also, the moron shooting his mouth off needed to shut the fuck up. Yes, you got it on tape. Be cool about it. Don't antagonize the asshole who might have just flushed his career down the toilet, was just in a physical altercation, and, oh yeah, he's armed. Plus, he could take your phone/camera away in the name of "homeland security" or some bullshit like that.

P.S. WTF is with Denny's? Why is that the hang out for trash after the bars close?




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Mitchell and Webb are hilarious.
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WTF is with Denny's? Why is that the hang out for trash after the bars close?

They're stupid enough to be located near said bars and stay open after the bars close.
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Cool POV. Odd how it looks like the people don't move a muscle.
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