Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
I remember my mom and dad arguing over whether to throw out the Tylenol in the house. Mom wanted to throw it out - Dad wanted to keep it as a "collector's item"
That was when all the bottles went to having to remove 10 layers of security shit to get to one aspirin. That actually was a very scary time to have a headache.
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In marriage there is always one person right. And the other one is the husband.