The total amount awaiting you is 8,393,058,374,472 which I have been told can be traded for at least one full month of time in New Eden, if not more.* Please return and take this ISK off my hands. Spend it on PLEX. Spend it training new skills. Indulge in a night of reckless abandon. Having 8,393,058,374,472 ISK in my bank and not being able to spend it is torture. Please save me from this fate.
They are giving me a one day pass to buy game cards from other players to keep playing.
So, what are the odds that some one fucked up REAL bad and that balance is correct. I do remember putting some things up on the market at stupid prices, like other people do, hoping for an errant click. But, damn.
Oh, by the way, that email was from my character, begging me to play him.