White House vows no new taxes

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<s>George H.W. Bush</s> Prez Barack "Crazy Duckets" Obama says no new taxes. No new taxes ... unless you make $250K or more per year, then we're assraping you halfway up your intestinal tract.

Or if you like to buy sugary soft drinks. Or alcohol. Or cigarettes. Or if you want to pick your own health care. Those un-American sumbitches are also fair game. But other than that, no new taxes ... sort of ...
No tax increases for "middle-income Americans?" Schieffer pressed.

"Oh, there's a lot that could happen over time," Summers said. "It's never a good idea to absolutely rule things, rule things out no matter what."


And try to figure out all the insanity here ...
Maintaining that overhauling healthcare alone won't bring the deficit under control, Geithner left open the possibility that additional tax revenue may needed.

It looks like mad libs.
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Maintaining that overhauling healthcare alone won't bring the deficit under control...

No shit. And driving my car into a brick wall at 70 miles per hour alone won't fix the paint job.
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Train wreck.

Buy foreign companies/currency.
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Convert all American currency to Powerball Tickets.
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Canada? Mexico? Or do we've enough saved for that island?
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Honestly, i think I could retire to Mexico by now. The wife keeps saying no, though.
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