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TPR wins the thread.
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You'll notice that they saved the best state's BBQ for last.

BBQ Beef Brisket ftw.
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I enjoyed how they said Florida, and showed California...
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Hah! I missed that. :)
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TPRJones wrote:You'll notice that they saved the best state's BBQ for last.

BBQ Beef Brisket ftw.
I'm pretty sure "longhorn steer" and "big ol' slab of beef" means they were calling you faggots.
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If that's what it takes to understand the truth about real BBQ, then it's worth the price. I'm not afraid to be gay for beef.

I pity you pork lovers. So misguided.
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When I see that beef "briskit" or whatever it is, I think "roast beef." When I think roast beef, I think Arby's.

Therefore, in my mind, Texas bbq = Arby's.
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BBQ Brisket is to Roast Beef as BBQ Pork is to Canadian Bacon
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Weird Al sings about Star Wars Episode 1.

I somehow missed this one.

Better than the actual movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-gi4Nt_xxg
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I got that song's title incorrect at bar trivia one time cos some jack-ass wrote down the wrong answer in the MC's key.
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TPRJones wrote:BBQ Brisket is to Roast Beef as BBQ Pork is to Canadian Bacon
Bah... it's BBQ for Jews.
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There must be some "punching someone is an ejection" rule, but bumping them is ok
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Apparently they are doing some sort of Korean children's game called Chicken Fight. First to fall down looses. And this was a celebrity baseball event with this scripted clearing-the-benches Chicken Fight poking fun at baseball brawls.

Although it was funnier before knowing all of that.
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The stands are really empty.

That wouldn't be hard to stage.
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TPRJones wrote:Apparently they are doing some sort of Korean children's game called Chicken Fight. First to fall down looses. And this was a celebrity baseball event with this scripted clearing-the-benches Chicken Fight poking fun at baseball brawls.

Although it was funnier before knowing all of that.
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Lose the chick. Keep the house.
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