Daisy Duke
Yes, I would...and well.
Dukes of Hazzard: The movie - Summed up in a picture
Why in the world would they need to shoot blue screen for a movie about a bunch of Georgia rednecks?
But...
Hittability:
[ ] Would hit it with a sledgehammer.
[ ] Would hit it with a stick.
[ ] Would not hit it at all.
[ ] Would not hit it sober or with open eyes.
[ ] Would hit it while thinking of better.
[ ] Would hit it.
[X] Would hit it hard.
[ ] Would hit it and tell my friends...
[ ] ... who write colums for Maxim, FHM and New York Times.
Post-hittage action:
[ ] Commit seppuku with a spoon.
[ ] Run away crying and screaming.
[ ] Sneak out without getting noticed.
[ ] Just leave.
[ ] Make breakfast...
[ ] ... for two.
[X] Hit it again.
But...
Hittability:
[ ] Would hit it with a sledgehammer.
[ ] Would hit it with a stick.
[ ] Would not hit it at all.
[ ] Would not hit it sober or with open eyes.
[ ] Would hit it while thinking of better.
[ ] Would hit it.
[X] Would hit it hard.
[ ] Would hit it and tell my friends...
[ ] ... who write colums for Maxim, FHM and New York Times.
Post-hittage action:
[ ] Commit seppuku with a spoon.
[ ] Run away crying and screaming.
[ ] Sneak out without getting noticed.
[ ] Just leave.
[ ] Make breakfast...
[ ] ... for two.
[X] Hit it again.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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mbilderback
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I wouldn't touch that, much less hit it, god knows what diseases that slut carries.
You are insane.
Why would you call her a slut?
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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mbilderback
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dtman.com bitter forum members:
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Welcome to the list!!!
Seriously though, so she's tanned and has dyed hair. That doesn't mean she's vain and shallow.
First of all, most celebs are dyed and tanned. As are MOST WOMEN. Name a women that isn't concerned with her looks. Particularly one whose looks are important to her career.
Secondly, I do not get the impression that she's any shallower or vainer than any other women walking the planet.
If you think Jessica is vain and shallow you must think Britney is the anti-christ.
1. Vince
2. Malcolm
3. mbilderback
Welcome to the list!!!
Seriously though, so she's tanned and has dyed hair. That doesn't mean she's vain and shallow.
First of all, most celebs are dyed and tanned. As are MOST WOMEN. Name a women that isn't concerned with her looks. Particularly one whose looks are important to her career.
Secondly, I do not get the impression that she's any shallower or vainer than any other women walking the planet.
If you think Jessica is vain and shallow you must think Britney is the anti-christ.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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That picture is from one of her music videos not the movie. And she's the reason all the other pop princess' tried being good girls and why Britney said she was saving herself for marriage when everyone knew she was a slut. Because Jessica really was the good girl, she claims she saved herself for her wedding night, and I actually believe her. And the vain and shallow thing? Ever watch her on her tv show? No makeup and in sweats a lot of the time. You would think someone who was vain and had cameras on them at all times would be putting some makeup on and getting dolled up before they let anyone see them....
Their is this guy I know in a Fraternity, whose dad happens to own a few Hilton Hotels. Now, other than owning a 90k dollar land cruiser he doesnt make a big thing about how rich his dad apparently is. He only has one story that he has ever told about parties and what not he has attended at Hilton Executive meetings...
Anyway the point of the story is he claims to have had sex with Paris Hilton, just once, because she was pissed/jealous at whatever boyfriend she had at the time. Normally i wouldnt believe him but the fact that he doesnt really lie about much, and when called on it his response is just, "whatever It's not a big deal and you can believe what you want."
Anyway the actual point of the story is that regardless, Paris is a Slut
Anyway the point of the story is he claims to have had sex with Paris Hilton, just once, because she was pissed/jealous at whatever boyfriend she had at the time. Normally i wouldnt believe him but the fact that he doesnt really lie about much, and when called on it his response is just, "whatever It's not a big deal and you can believe what you want."
Anyway the actual point of the story is that regardless, Paris is a Slut
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mbilderback
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Leisher wrote:Good points.
Maybe mbilderback just likes goth chicks?
Pretty much, I'm embittered from my own pathetic single career in HS and chicks like that never looked at me twice...mebbe that's it. What would Freud say now?
And goth chicks rock. But hey, Allison Hannigan is high if not top on my list, and she's no goth.
P.S. She also is able to look sexy and attractive without looking like a slut, as the person in the photograph that started this thread.
What would Freud say now?
Thinking all blonde girls with tans are sluts and all goth girls rock is a personal choice and since you've already admitted its because of your past...He'd say you have issues.
I would've said it was just a fetish, but they don't arise from past conflicts.
Allison Hannigan is hot and I'd hit it without hesitation, but don't be fooled into thinking she doesn't act slutty.
You also shouldn't generalize that all blondes with tans are sluts either. Jessica has almost never looked like a slut. She honestly can't pull it off. Jessica doesn't wear outfits that show off her tits or ass or make her appear naked. You're confusing your past with all women who are similar.
Taking half of the female population out of the equation seriously limits your options AND ensures that you'll incorrectly prejudge someone who could be something good.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
For fun I said the "I'd hit it" line in front of the wife as Jessica was on the PCAs.
The wife responded with "Me too, she's gorgeous."
Despite the fact that my wife would never really do it (she thinks girl on girl action is gross, I think she's nuts), I'd have to say that my fantasies are doing quite well for themselves.
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The wife responded with "Me too, she's gorgeous."
Despite the fact that my wife would never really do it (she thinks girl on girl action is gross, I think she's nuts), I'd have to say that my fantasies are doing quite well for themselves.
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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