Funny things my potential new clanmates have done.

[GORDON]

In voicechat in ET:QW...

One guy sounds like Eric Foreman from "That 70's Show." That's funny all by itself.

One night they were playing Benny Hill music..... for some reason the effect was hilarious.

Once they all decided to speak with mexican accents for a while.

For a time they were all communicating in movie quotes... at one point a giant enemy mech walks by, and one guy... with the perfect voice inflection, says, "Did you guys see the size of that chicken?" I couldn't play for like 30 seconds I was laughing so hard.

That's just 3 nights worth.

Yeah, these guys are waaaay funnier than my old guild TKV who lost all of its members except me because they all became lame.

RDH! RDH! RDH!

[Cakedaddy]

I mute the voice chats on those games for the exact reasons you post above.

That's a HUGE difference between us. You like to make friends on the Internet where I loath the people on the Internet. Well, except for everyone here of course. . . I just want to kill people, win the game, and move on. I don't need them to be my friend. I just want them to do their job.

[GORDON]

No, the huge difference between you and me is that you think you know me.

[Malcolm]

In the Biblical sense?

[GORDON]

He isn't the boss of knowing why I play stuff.

[Paul]

"Leroooooooooy Jenkins!"

[Cakedaddy]

I think you know I know you better than you think I do. Internet friend maker.

[GORDON]

Sometimes it surprises me how little people actually know me in spite of how well they think they do. Know. Me.

[Cakedaddy]

I know you have a sideways head that sometimes looks like a set of balls.

I just had to explain to the wife what that meant.



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[GORDON]

Explain it to me, too.

And YOUR head looks like a set of balls...



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[Cakedaddy]

Invoices.

[TPRJones]

No. HIS head looks like a set of balls: