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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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They do, but I don't think this guy died.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Gay guy wants to leave the U.S. because he's so oppressed here and whatnot. He needs help finding a new country. Here is what he needs:
-He wants public transportation so he doesn't have to own a car.
-A gay friendly country and he's willing to compromise on gay marriage, which is hilariously contradictory.
-Free healthcare and other social safety nets.
-Diversity because he can't virtue signal unless there are minorities to save.
I love how he discusses Japan as a possibility. I guess diversity isn't really that high on your list then? Also, the China comment shows he's been TikTok educated, and I'd bet you $100 he has Red Note on his phone.
There is a country that fits all of those criteria. Too bad he's been brainwashed to hate it.
-He wants public transportation so he doesn't have to own a car.
-A gay friendly country and he's willing to compromise on gay marriage, which is hilariously contradictory.
-Free healthcare and other social safety nets.
-Diversity because he can't virtue signal unless there are minorities to save.
I love how he discusses Japan as a possibility. I guess diversity isn't really that high on your list then? Also, the China comment shows he's been TikTok educated, and I'd bet you $100 he has Red Note on his phone.
There is a country that fits all of those criteria. Too bad he's been brainwashed to hate it.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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I mean, northern Europe, right? Japan not big on gays, iirc. China, wtf? Diversity - lol on both those countries.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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It's the only other place that remotely fits his requests, but he'd better hurry before their immigrants change everything to Sharia Law.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Other people should pay for everything I need."
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Hmmm. I feel like there's some pro team who did make the basic things cheap recently, but I cannot recall who that is.
I feel like there should be water stations available. Especially in places where it's hot, or summer, or whatnot.
I feel like there should be water stations available. Especially in places where it's hot, or summer, or whatnot.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Absolutely fine with water stations, and those can be branded.
If you're in a medical emergency due to lack of hydration, you're getting water for free. Nobody's going to actively let you die by withholding water.
However, branded water bottles are not being passed out for free. Someone is paying for it.
Now what could be a smart move would be for someone to come along and sponsor water for ball parks and concerts. Grab a fuckton of pallets from Costco or Kroger, relabel them with "YouPorn" or whoever the company is, and then offer them to attendees.
I really only posted her here because she does not grasp the financial side of her statement. Or to be more accurate, she doesn't give a shit, she just doesn't want to be responsible for it.
If you're in a medical emergency due to lack of hydration, you're getting water for free. Nobody's going to actively let you die by withholding water.
However, branded water bottles are not being passed out for free. Someone is paying for it.
Now what could be a smart move would be for someone to come along and sponsor water for ball parks and concerts. Grab a fuckton of pallets from Costco or Kroger, relabel them with "YouPorn" or whoever the company is, and then offer them to attendees.
I really only posted her here because she does not grasp the financial side of her statement. Or to be more accurate, she doesn't give a shit, she just doesn't want to be responsible for it.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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So many things wrong:
-Even AI can't make heads or tails of her math
-She's apparently a teacher
-She films herself celebrating being loose in a children's classroom
Dear women,
Dick is free. Vagina is expensive.
Getting a high body count as a woman takes, literally, zero effort. You're like a Michelin star restaurant giving away free meals to starving people, then bragging about how many people come to your restaurant.
Sincerely,
Men
-Even AI can't make heads or tails of her math
-She's apparently a teacher
-She films herself celebrating being loose in a children's classroom
Dear women,
Dick is free. Vagina is expensive.
Getting a high body count as a woman takes, literally, zero effort. You're like a Michelin star restaurant giving away free meals to starving people, then bragging about how many people come to your restaurant.
Sincerely,
Men
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Uh, how do you do -15 people? And who's recording this, or is that some iPhone try to keep you in frame thing? And why are you in a classroom? And why aren't you my kids' teacher?
It's not me, it's someone else.
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The last question is truly the most important, because "would".
I hadn't thought about a program trying to keep her in frame. You might be right. We have cameras at work that do that (thanks Cake) and it's a similar effect.
I hadn't thought about a program trying to keep her in frame. You might be right. We have cameras at work that do that (thanks Cake) and it's a similar effect.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Right?
We have an iPad Pro that does it, but it does it like excessively. It's very distracting.
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The people protesting Kroger for abandoning a location due to crime.
"People over profits" is easily the stupidest protest sign I've ever seen. Just a complete lack of understanding of not only the situation, but how a civilization functions.
"End the war on black America" is also a contender. What war? You mean the one you're waging on yourselves and then blaming everyone else? This Kroger isn't closing because a bunch of white people from an affluent neighborhood came in and shoplifted everything in sight.
"People over profits" is easily the stupidest protest sign I've ever seen. Just a complete lack of understanding of not only the situation, but how a civilization functions.
"End the war on black America" is also a contender. What war? You mean the one you're waging on yourselves and then blaming everyone else? This Kroger isn't closing because a bunch of white people from an affluent neighborhood came in and shoplifted everything in sight.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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I looked to see if he's a parody account. Nope. Just a moron.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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I don't know if she thinks she's making some great argument or simply proving why she's a burden on society...
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell