The Legend of Zelda (?)

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She looks right. Why would it flop due to her? (no idea who she is)
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TheCatt wrote: Fri May 30, 2025 2:05 pmShe looks right.
Truth.
TheCatt wrote: Fri May 30, 2025 2:05 pm Why would it flop due to her?
Because "she" has something that flops.

No matter how much they want it to be reality, straight men are not attracted to chicks with dicks.

Guys want to go and daydream about being Link. They want to save the princess. The princess having a cock isn't a part of that dream for the vast majority of men.
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Ah. Yeah, no thank you.

She's from my hood. Grew u here in Raleigh and attended the school of the arts (in the city I grew up in)
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They cast a real woman as Zelda and the lunatics are mad.

Thankfully, the insanity isn't covered in that article, but you can find it online and it's all as stupid as you expect.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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