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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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I hope billionaires across the world watch this and realize how much of their lives they've wasted.
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I really want to know how high the person was when they came up with this.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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The way she told this is pretty funny.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
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Dad saves everyone. Now they're all going to die in horrible ways in the order they were supposed to die on that coaster.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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True, it is a classic. The delusion is off the charts.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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A helpful guide if you're out of touch or just want to mess with your kids.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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It's weird how a few of those words are decades old. I knew about 75% of the terms.
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Even if you didn't, only a couple are truly odd enough that it would take context to figure them out.
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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This is the America I want.
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That I was only the 88th like is a real crime.
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Leisher wrote: Mon Jul 14, 2025 5:07 pm That I was only the 88th like is a real crime.
Amen. Even my wife agrees. She loves nice boobs.
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Context?

Never mind. I, literally, just clicked my next tab, which was Twitter, and the top post was the context.
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Uh, dude, you're at a public concert with 25,000 other people. There is no reasonable expectation of privacy. What an asshole.
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It's good that the statement might be fake. It was as tone deaf as it gets. Although, both were fired.
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"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Leisher wrote: Sat Jul 19, 2025 12:15 am It's good that the statement might be fake.
Yep, it's fake. But just believable enough. I liked the other fake apology, where he admitted to enjoying songs past the first two albums.

This thing has united America in ways that presidents never can.
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True, but I'm already getting annoyed by the endless stream of reenactments that have appeared in all my timelines.
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Strong disagree. A mature person knows it has ruined lives, but can still see the humor in it.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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