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You don't need to be penetrated to sell yourself and ruin your future.
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Leisher wrote: Sat Dec 14, 2024 12:48 pm You don't need to be penetrated to sell yourself and ruin your future.
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Yeah, but a lot of people get money and go broke. Ask the lottery or pro sports leagues.
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Leisher wrote: Sat Dec 14, 2024 12:55 pm Yeah, but a lot of people get money and go broke. Ask the lottery or pro sports leagues.
Sounds like a good reason to never be rich. :\
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Have you heard of Lily Phillips?

Might not be safe for work.

She plans to sleep with 1000 men in 24 hours.

A practice run with 100 left her in tears.

This has lead to a lot of online discussion about how these men are scum and belong in jail. Meanwhile, she's the "victim".

This lady thinks this whole thing shows how lonely men are.

She's not wrong.

Meanwhile, Lily says she's now ready for the 1000.


Just. Fucking. Gross. And that goes for her, the men who fuck her, and everyone enabling her.
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Do people just dip their dick in lube, stick it in, thrust a couple of times, NEXT?
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I'm not sure who is sadder, her, or all those men.

At least she's getting paid.
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TheCatt wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 11:36 am Do people just dip their dick in lube, stick it in, thrust a couple of times, NEXT?
Good question and I don't know. I would assume so because if you get a couple of marathoners in there, your time table is out of whack. I remember seeing video clips online years ago (well over a decade) when someone (Sekka? sp?) hit 500 or something and I thought it was about as unsexy a thing as humanly possible.
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I would imagine it's "insert, remove, next". I wonder if they will stipulate:
Consent is for insertion and removal. Any additional thrusts, etc outside of that will be considered rape. Cause you KNOW there would be guys who would attempt to throw in some extra stuff just cause they are there.
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I wonder if she'll have them ordered by size, so there's like a little bit of warmup, then the biggies, then all smaller from there or something.
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TheCatt wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 6:16 pm I wonder if she'll have them ordered by size, so there's like a little bit of warmup, then the biggies, then all smaller from there or something.
Horses last prolly.
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If I could do it for a week and pay off my house, and do it for a month and retire, I probably would too.

Anything shorter than USMC bootcamp, I could do while standing on my head. And that may be a niche fetish so it could be even more lucrative, idk.
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Leisher wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 11:34 am A practice run with 100 left her in tears.


She used an Airbnb! lol.
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Reminds me of the episode of The League when they filmed a porn in Andre's house.
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Leisher wrote: Fri Sep 02, 2022 2:28 pm Robots and AI are going to completely alter the landscape for dating and marriage.

Who gets married when you can live with a perfect replica of [insert woman you crush on here] and when you bore of her, you can swap her out with someone else? She'll cook, clean, beg to suck your dick, will never nag, etc.

Dating is going to go extinct and people will use a new tinder to simply find someone to swap eggs/sperm with to create a kid.
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I have a dollar that says fully functional, human-looking robot sex dolls will be made illegal in the USA.
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GORDON wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2025 9:14 am I have a dollar that says fully functional, human-looking robot sex dolls will be made illegal in the USA.
It's an interesting bet because the decision pits conspiracy theories against one another.

1 - Make them illegal because there truly is a population crisis and we need people to make babies. (An excuse was given, by Charles Schumer, that we need more people to boost the population. Thus, the D's extremely unpopular mass immigration horseshit the last four years.)
2 - Let them be legal because it will make people super easy to spy on and control.
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I think they'll be illegal because religious people will have a hissy fit and politicians want their votes.
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Posted for the response. As the kids say, "This man just committed a murder."
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