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I really wish we were allowed to get a look at our profiles according to social media. We should have to option to clean things out, or say, "Yes, I follow this person, but that doesn't mean I want ______"
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At 0:44 it shows a great solution to a personal problem I have.
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Chicken wagon FTW.

That does seem like a very good tool. I'd suggest it has even more utility for a woman, because men can muscle most of those tasks presented.
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This is a million times safer and more entertaining than that stupid Power Slap League.
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I can't say this does anything for me, but yes.
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TheCatt wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2024 4:45 pm I can't say this does anything for me, but yes.
Watching it, not at our age.

But you're not thinking outside the box.

What if we identify as ladies and start competing...? :D
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Leisher wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:23 am What if we identify as ladies and start competing...?
I'm really not into receiving pain
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So, Leisher wants to wear a thong and high heals and get his ass slapped?
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Cakedaddy wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 12:27 pm So, Leisher wants to wear a thong and high heals and get his ass slapped?
That's what I'm reading.
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I would just stop identifying as a woman after I got in the first slap.
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So you're ok with the high heels and thong, you just don't want to get slapped?!
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Cakedaddy wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 1:31 pm So you're ok with the high heels and thong, you just don't want to get slapped?!
Don't kink shame me.
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Leisher wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 2:22 pm
Cakedaddy wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 1:31 pm So you're ok with the high heels and thong, you just don't want to get slapped?!
Don't kink shame me.
he gestured around the ball gag
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Posting this for the hilarious nostalgia the comment made me remember.

As for the actual test maybe shut the fuck up when administering a hearing test?

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Leisher wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2024 12:19 pm As for the actual test maybe shut the fuck up when administering a hearing test?
HOLY FUCK SHIT RIGHT? God I wanted to punch her.
And...
We used to be a proper country that would make this video really quiet so people turn the volume up and then add a full-volume "I'M LOOKING AT PORN AT WORK!" at the 40 second mark.
AMEN... I pulled that on someone 25 years ago. So goood.

Apparently I'm only 41 years old or so.
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Me last week at work. Been putting something off for months, then started looking at it last week, and was just like "ugh, this is such a fucking cluster" and then I decided to actually do the work, and it was like 2 hours.
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I don't believe for a second she's done 86 of these with no luck finding a man. However, it's a clever gimmick.
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She isn't very attractive, and those boobs are super droopy.
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TheCatt wrote: Wed Aug 28, 2024 2:43 pm She isn't very attractive, and those boobs are super droopy.
She's a 5, perhaps a 6 when all dolled up. And I had the same thought about her tits.

Still, that looks like a damn fine sandwich. If she has a great personality as well...such things make up for a lot, and will withstand the test of time.
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