I can't lie, this looks like it has potential. Also, how does JLaw look 10 years younger after having a kid?
No Hard Feelings (2023)
No Hard Feelings (2023)
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
No Hard Feelings (2023)
Very formulaic.
Girl down on her luck and needs money. Has a quirky couple as best friends. Sees an ad that seems easy-peasy. All she has to do is fuck a rich couple's son and she gets a new car. However, once she gets the job there are all sorts of complications.
The story overall is fine, but not special at all. That being said, it's just a vehicle to get us from joke to joke. There are a lot of standard jokes, but there are some legit haha moments too.
JLaw carries the movie. She's a great actress, and has good comedy chops. Scott MacArthur and Natalie Morales as her couple friends bring good moments. Scott is pretty typecast as this point, but he owns it. Natalie is a mystery to me. I know her face really well, but I've seen NOTHING she's in. I have heard a lot of her voice acting though. Very strange.
I, personally, didn't think there was any chemistry between JLaw and Andrew Barth Feldman, which works for the film.
Matthew Broderick, who plays Andrew's dad, needs to update his IMDB picture... Laura Benanti plays his mom and she's hot. That's my only note.
Huge props to JLaw who did a completely nude fight scene for this movie. Yes, you see everything. From what I understand she answered a question about doing it with something like, "everyone's already seen it anyway". You want to talk about female empowerment? This was it. She's a massive celebrity and has had a kid. Her body was perfectly imperfect. It's gorgeous, but it's definitely not filmed in a way to make it seem like utter perfection. It's honest and beautiful. Doing that scene took guts that most people don't have.
This was entertaining, but not a classic.
Girl down on her luck and needs money. Has a quirky couple as best friends. Sees an ad that seems easy-peasy. All she has to do is fuck a rich couple's son and she gets a new car. However, once she gets the job there are all sorts of complications.
The story overall is fine, but not special at all. That being said, it's just a vehicle to get us from joke to joke. There are a lot of standard jokes, but there are some legit haha moments too.
JLaw carries the movie. She's a great actress, and has good comedy chops. Scott MacArthur and Natalie Morales as her couple friends bring good moments. Scott is pretty typecast as this point, but he owns it. Natalie is a mystery to me. I know her face really well, but I've seen NOTHING she's in. I have heard a lot of her voice acting though. Very strange.
I, personally, didn't think there was any chemistry between JLaw and Andrew Barth Feldman, which works for the film.
Matthew Broderick, who plays Andrew's dad, needs to update his IMDB picture... Laura Benanti plays his mom and she's hot. That's my only note.
Huge props to JLaw who did a completely nude fight scene for this movie. Yes, you see everything. From what I understand she answered a question about doing it with something like, "everyone's already seen it anyway". You want to talk about female empowerment? This was it. She's a massive celebrity and has had a kid. Her body was perfectly imperfect. It's gorgeous, but it's definitely not filmed in a way to make it seem like utter perfection. It's honest and beautiful. Doing that scene took guts that most people don't have.
This was entertaining, but not a classic.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
No Hard Feelings (2023)
I thought this would be funnier than it was.
Me: This is ridiculous. JLaw would command more than a bad car in real life.
Wife: You think she's that hot?
Me: Do, you not think she's hot?
Wife: I mean, she's attractive, but not like super hot.
I mean, she's not on a top 10 list of mine, but, it's my understanding you have to pay a lot in the sugar world for a decently attractive woman, based on reddit posts I've read/twitter.
Never heard of her before, but yes. And is 17 years younger than her movie husband.Laura Benanti
That was pretty hilarious.
Me: This is ridiculous. JLaw would command more than a bad car in real life.
Wife: You think she's that hot?
Me: Do, you not think she's hot?
Wife: I mean, she's attractive, but not like super hot.
I mean, she's not on a top 10 list of mine, but, it's my understanding you have to pay a lot in the sugar world for a decently attractive woman, based on reddit posts I've read/twitter.
It's not me, it's someone else.
No Hard Feelings (2023)
I think that depends on your original social standing.
There are probably 7s from well off families out there who expect to be pampered non-stop and with the best of the best. Meanwhile, there are probably 10s from poorer families who would be grateful and appreciative of just having basic needs met.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
No Hard Feelings (2023)
I think it's too easy for them to get market information. Like they see the desperate men out there, post 1 pic on the internet, and boom - they're expensive.
It's not me, it's someone else.
No Hard Feelings (2023)
That's why you've got to go to Africa and find that fine woman buck naked on a zebra.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
No Hard Feelings (2023)
Don't discount women's natural insecurities. Yes, there are 4s who think they deserve a 10's lifestyle, but there are 10s who think they deserve the 4's.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell