Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
First of two sequels to this movie.
I enjoyed the first film, but criticized that it wasn't much of a "whodunit". I also felt like it was missing something. Both remain true for this sequel, and I think I know what the problem is with both: Too much style, not enough substance.
This series is the bimbo of the whodunit genre. Take a bunch of name actors and mix then with some up and comers. Make sure they all play quirky characters who have some reason to imply motive when ________ is killed. Let the film ride the coattails of their charisma because the story alone isn't enough. That's the "Knives Out" formula.
This time there's no actual mystery. I'm serious. Yeah, there's death and questions about who did it, but it's pretty blatantly obvious from the jump. The worst part is that Daniel Craig's "world's greatest detective" character has to walk around constantly saying bad dialogue like "this case vexes me so" and "it has so many layers". It doesn't. A beat cop could solve this case in about 30 seconds. The dialogue is like Rian is just metaphorically patting himself on the back for how clever his script is, but it isn't...not even a little.
This isn't a good whodunit. Death on the Nile is far superior is every way aside from the minor chuckles to be found. Also, the ending is insanely unsatisfying and monumentally stupid.
It was entertaining because of those involved, but this is not a well written movie.
I enjoyed the first film, but criticized that it wasn't much of a "whodunit". I also felt like it was missing something. Both remain true for this sequel, and I think I know what the problem is with both: Too much style, not enough substance.
This series is the bimbo of the whodunit genre. Take a bunch of name actors and mix then with some up and comers. Make sure they all play quirky characters who have some reason to imply motive when ________ is killed. Let the film ride the coattails of their charisma because the story alone isn't enough. That's the "Knives Out" formula.
This time there's no actual mystery. I'm serious. Yeah, there's death and questions about who did it, but it's pretty blatantly obvious from the jump. The worst part is that Daniel Craig's "world's greatest detective" character has to walk around constantly saying bad dialogue like "this case vexes me so" and "it has so many layers". It doesn't. A beat cop could solve this case in about 30 seconds. The dialogue is like Rian is just metaphorically patting himself on the back for how clever his script is, but it isn't...not even a little.
This isn't a good whodunit. Death on the Nile is far superior is every way aside from the minor chuckles to be found. Also, the ending is insanely unsatisfying and monumentally stupid.
It was entertaining because of those involved, but this is not a well written movie.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
My kid said it was woke garbage.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
I 100% get that take. Although, I do not know if I agree with it. Yes, I can show you exactly why someone would say that and it would make sense to you, but I have two problems with that. First, I think Hollywood has pushed their woke agenda so much that people are seeing it everywhere. Second, I don't think Rian Johnson is smart enough to have added it to his script without making it super blatant. Plus, without spoilers...let's just say that there's not many people in this movie who are without sin.
I just now realized there are no LGBQT people in this film, which is stunning.
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Craigs character is gay
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Was that established in the first one? I forgot about it if so.
Also, how un-PC of them to cast a straight actor as a gay man.
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I don’t know if it’s “canon” and nothing pointing to it in the first movie that I recall.
Also why do you assume Daniel Craig is not gay? He’s British after all.
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His vodka commercial was putting out gay signals.
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Fair point!thibodeaux wrote: ↑Wed Dec 28, 2022 10:01 pm Also why do you assume Daniel Craig is not gay? He’s British after all.
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It's very self-consciously "Current Year" to the point of seeming like parody. Like: Bautista is a mens' rights activist twitch streamer who carries a pistol.
Which is actually a totally believable role for him, but you get the gist.
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Rian Johnson seriously considered adding The Muppets to the Knives Out series.
His reason for and against I agree with:
His reason for and against I agree with:
The bolded part made me unintentionally laugh though. I mean, has he watched Glass Onion? It was far more unrealistic comedy than serious murder mystery.“It’s a joke that I thought was pretty brilliant, and I ended up really giving [it] some serious thought… As much as I take the murder mystery genre seriously, I take the genre of a Muppet movie seriously… I think those two things have very different rules. You can either have a Benoit Blanc mystery that has Muppets in it, but they’ll feel out of place. Or you can have a Muppet movie that Benoit Blanc is in, but it’ll feel like a Muppet movie,” explains Johnson.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
Un-related: The Muppet Christmas Carol is really good.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Agree.
Also agree.
I don't see it?
And final agreement.
It's not me, it's someone else.