Britons are afraid of Geese

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Aug 09, 2021 1:28 pm

I know I could take the first four.

I'm pretty sure I could take an eagle, but it would really rely on me somehow getting a hold on it when it swoops to attack. Those talons are sharp as fuck.

I'd rather not fight anything lower in the chart.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Mon Aug 09, 2021 1:48 pm

Owls will f you up

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Aug 09, 2021 1:55 pm

thibodeaux wrote: ↑Mon Aug 09, 2021 1:48 pm Owls will f you up

Right, but I assume the combat above, both people know the fight is coming. I feel like owls really rely on the element of surprise, although, still could fuck someone up.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Aug 09, 2021 2:38 pm

Chimp, Roo, Gorilla, Lion, Elephant, and Grizzly are death.

The rest are winnable fights. Not saying anyone would win 100% of the time, but they can be won.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Aug 09, 2021 3:54 pm

Leisher wrote: ↑Mon Aug 09, 2021 2:38 pm Chimp, Roo, Gorilla, Lion, Elephant, and Grizzly are death.

The rest are winnable fights. Not saying anyone would win 100% of the time, but they can be won.

Roo - You'd have to get behind it somehow. Those jumping feet are strong, and their claws are fucking sharp.

I dunno. I'd love it if we could test this stuff out.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Mon Aug 09, 2021 4:03 pm

My assumption was that Americans would be allowed to exercise their 2nd amendment rights, whereas britons are effectively unarmed.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Aug 09, 2021 4:21 pm

thibodeaux wrote: ↑Mon Aug 09, 2021 4:03 pm My assumption was that Americans would be allowed to exercise their 2nd amendment rights, whereas britons are effectively unarmed.

In that case...

But, at the top, it says unarmed.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Tue Aug 10, 2021 10:23 am

Americans also don’t read the fine print