Son-of-a-bitch. There's no way in hell Nic Cage can make this film not suck. The original kicked absolute ass. This remake will suck absolute ass.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Someone chick disappears on a remote island home to a new age hippie commune & a dude is sent to track her down. Anything else is probably giving shit away. Suffice it to say the original created a truly creepy, suspenseful atmosphere. A directorial triumph, goddamnit.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."