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As long as we recognize Lucas is washed up and most TV sucks, we'll all get along fine.
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Malcolm
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Son-of-a-bitch. There's no way in hell Nic Cage can make this film not suck. The original kicked absolute ass. This remake will suck absolute ass.
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so, tell us of the original.
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I never saw the original. In fact I didn't even know that this was a remake.
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so, tell us of the original.
Someone chick disappears on a remote island home to a new age hippie commune & a dude is sent to track her down. Anything else is probably giving shit away. Suffice it to say the original created a truly creepy, suspenseful atmosphere. A directorial triumph, goddamnit.
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I read the spoiler and it played out exactly like I thought it would, based on the trailer I saw.
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