9yo Boy enters 5k, accidentally wins 10k

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His mom freaked out when he didn't cross the 5k line.
Race organizers told Kade's mother he finished in first place and she thought they meant in his age group. But he was first-place overall. His finished in just over 48 minutes — a minute faster than the 40-year-old second-place contestant.
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Nice.

My kid is ranked Platinum in Overwatch, though.
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GORDON wrote: My kid is ranked Platinum in Overwatch, though.
None of these kids are impressed.
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My kid would pwn those noobs.
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GORDON wrote: My kid would pwn those noobs.
Yeah, but those kids could give a lot of $$$ to their parents.
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GORDON wrote: Nice.

My kid is ranked Platinum in Overwatch, though.
I was laughing about this with my kid a minute ago, and he corrected me. Platinum is scrubs. He's ranked Master and plays on teams against the professional players, to help them practice.
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TheCatt wrote:
GORDON wrote: My kid would pwn those noobs.
Yeah, but those kids could give a lot of $$$ to their parents.
Parents prolly disown them tho for being so lame.
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