Oblivion - Cell Phone Version - Review

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Leisher
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Complete piece of ass. This game would have been a piece of shit in 1986.

Every single level, all 8 or so, look EXACTLY the same. Just a rock floor and an exit, that's it. No chests, no traps, no decorations, no torches, no nothing.

There are 3-4 monster types total. I think there were zombies, goblins, ogres, and daedra lizards. The AI helps them cheat by letting them walk over holes in the floor (supposed to be walls) and speeds them up like the flash if you try to get away. All levels have 3-6 monsters. That's it.

There are no side missions of any sort.

The items are completely useless. I NEVER bought armor or healing potions. I bought the best weapon for an archer and never noticed a difference in damage. In fact, every time I shot an arrow, I also swung a sword.

The storyline is revealed each time you exit a level and the storyline is the exact storyline for the good versions of Oblivion.

There is no reason for anyone to buy this game. It's an insult to what Bethesta created in Oblivion for the PC and X-Box. Anyone would have more fun cutting out their on eyes than playing this abomination.

-2 out of 10. (Yes, that's a negative number.)

P.S. there's less than an hour of gameplay. Maybe a half hour.




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