Con Air

As long as we recognize Lucas is washed up and most TV sucks, we'll all get along fine.
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I just bought the Unrated Extended Edition DVD.

(I did not have it previously.)

I'll let you know what's new.
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I think there's a new scene concerning black cherry jello.

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"That movie sucked" ~ Malcolm


High praise from Malcolm.
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Much like "Lords of War," this flick was fucked the second I had to imagine Nic Cage as someone more threatening than a toilet-scrubbing janitor.

He just doesn't look like enough of a bad-ass to pull it off. In the previously mentioned flick, at least they portrayed him as just kind of falling into the trade. In "Con Air" they made him out to be a fully-fledged ass-kicking machine. Fucking please. Go get the Toilet Duck, Nic, stall number four is overflowing.
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TURN to the RIGHT!
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Malcolm, go rent Wild at Heart. I'm curious as to how you'd review it.
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I use a line from that movie a lot, and no one ever gets it: "So what do YOU faggots want?"
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Maybe if you had some friends that weren't actually gay, they'd take it better.
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Malcolm, go rent Wild at Heart. I'm curious as to how you'd review it.
David Lynch? Holy Jesus, lemme get some acid.
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It's actually not horrible.
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But acid might still help.
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But acid might still help.
Can't hurt


I loved that movie.
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