Sorry, I couldn't hear you over how fast I moved through security.
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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I bet the dudes in Vichy France moved pretty quick for a few years.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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I don't know what that means, but poor people's tears are delicious.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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The Onion all stealin ma jokes about how people like Catt sneer at the sheep-people queuing up for the TSA search.
http://www.theonion.com/article/america ... ay-m-56545
http://www.theonion.com/article/america ... ay-m-56545
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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I've always called it a one-way mirror, not two-way. But apparently it depends on which side is bright, and which is dark.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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I've always thought it more accurate to call it a one way window, as common mirrors are one way as well.
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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On the one hand it's vague, but on the other hand, some people are assholes.
Created in February, less than 50 people’s names have been added to the list.
The good news is that the list cannot be used to prevent passengers from boarding a flight. It also cannot impel extra screening at security checkpoints, according to the document
In addition, guidelines in the directive prohibit profiling and inclusion in the list based on race, gender, or religion.
“It's simply an awareness that somebody is going through the checkpoint that has demonstrated concerning, assaultive behavior in the past to our officers,” LaJoye said at a House hearing of the homeland security subcommittee last week.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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I've got no problem with people being put on a list for acting like assholes, but it shouldn't be a secret.
People should be encouraged to question a process, not discouraged.
People should be encouraged to question a process, not discouraged.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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First and foremost, all law enforcement. If the TSA thinks you're a risk, why hide that info from Greyhound?
Secondly, from citizens. Granted, there can be some benefit to having a list of folks kept from the public, but I'd want to know if I was on a list just because I was irritated some morning by a random pat down.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Strangers in trouble for hooking up on a plane.
They meet on the plane and she was caught giving him head.
He shouldn't get a ticket. Just a high five.
They meet on the plane and she was caught giving him head.
He shouldn't get a ticket. Just a high five.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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That is a fair and reasonable request.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
General TSA thread
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
General TSA thread
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Dude attacks everyone in the TSA at a check point. Watch the different agents react. Some are scared, some are brave, some are clueless, etc.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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I like the guy who went in for a low block.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."