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by Leisher » Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:57 pm
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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by GORDON » Sat Mar 12, 2016 10:11 pm
I scrolled down about 1 page and it blanked and told me to disable my ad blocker.
Neil must have been drunk when he posted that. But probably high.
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Alhazad
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by Alhazad » Sun Mar 13, 2016 2:22 pm
Same, but from the logic leaps in the first three entries I predict you're not missing much.
"Oh, sex hurts for praying mantises because the female kills her partner!"
"When?"
"... after sex."
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by Malcolm » Sun Mar 13, 2016 3:11 pm
Wow. He must have failed biology at the expense of majoring in smug.
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Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Vince
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by Vince » Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:41 pm
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
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thibodeaux
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by thibodeaux » Tue Mar 21, 2017 6:37 pm
I wonder if he really is tweeting this stuff or if he has an intern. Who's high.
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by TheCatt » Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:08 pm
thibodeaux wrote: I wonder if he really is tweeting this stuff or if he has an intern. Who's high.
Maybe he just doesn't understand Physics?
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by TPRJones » Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:10 pm
Does he think that either sand or BB-8 has a frictionless surface?
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by GORDON » Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:15 pm
He's just a buzzkill with pretty much average cleverness.
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