Armageddon

As long as we recognize Lucas is washed up and most TV sucks, we'll all get along fine.
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God this movie is awful. Why am I watching it?
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Because it's wild blue hero stuff.
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There are two, maybe three, decent scenes in that movie:

1. Bruce Willis driving golf balls at the Greenpeace hippies.
2. Owen Wilson's love for Jethro Tull
3. "Talk about the wrong stuff."

That's about it. I swear to God, the space scenes look like what a teenage boy whose only knowledge about space travel comes from Star Wars thinks space travel is like.
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I've been watching it too.

Yeah, the science sucks, but it's entertaining.
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It's manly men doing manly things and visiting strip clubs on what might be their last night on earth.

Come on, as men we are forced to enjoy it by at least 230 years of genetics.
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I'm with Gordon.
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Post by Malcolm »

This movie should be expunged from the public's memory.
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