Are you wondering what these lawsuits are about? This settlement addresses two consumer class action lawsuits alleging that Red Bull’s Marketing and labelling misrepresents both the functionality and safety of Red Bull beverages.
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You may choose to receive one of the following two benefit options: cash reimbursement of $10 OR $15 worth of Red Bull products shipped to your home.
I elected to get more of the dangerous, misrepresented product. Because I'm cool.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
A mysterious package arrived today. I opened it, was dumbstruck for a second or two, and then recalled this.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."