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Trisha Hershberger
She's easily a 7 or 8 on my scale. None of those pictures gives me a full look at her.
You're too generous. Based on looks alone, 6.34 or so. Not a pretty face.
To each their own. She's a 10 to me.
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Listening to a recent Adam Carolla podcast (May 13) with Jenna Elfman and her husband Bodhi Elfman.
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At one point the husband was feeling cooped up and actually got permission from Jenna to sleep around to get it out of his system.
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I don't know if that shows she's mentally healthy or damaged. Or to go another way, perhaps she was excited by the prospect of him getting off elsewhere and not with her.
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Leisher wrote:I don't know if that shows she's mentally healthy or damaged. Or to go another way, perhaps she was excited by the prospect of him getting off elsewhere and not with her.
I don't think it shows anything other than what a freak for high-heels she is. She's supposed to be an inch shorter than her husband.
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Whether she's just okay with it or gets off on it, why would either one have to be considered "mentally damaged"?
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TPRJones wrote:Whether she's just okay with it or gets off on it, why would either one have to be considered "mentally damaged"?
She's married. That's evidence.
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Plenty of open marriages in the world.
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Whoever edited that video needs to calm the hell down. So many cuts you can't see what's in the frame before it switches again.
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TPRJones wrote:Whoever edited that video needs to calm the hell down. So many cuts you can't see what's in the frame before it switches again.
Seriously. I can't tell if Leisher would do all those women, or just most. #NoStandards
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TPRJones wrote:Whoever edited that video needs to calm the hell down. So many cuts you can't see what's in the frame before it switches again.
Seriously. I can't tell if Leisher would do all those women, or just most. #NoStandards
Between my fits of epilepsy watching that video I was able to see that they all had bikinis on, didn't have guts hanging over their bikini bottoms, and were all cute. Not pretty or gorgeous or stunning, but cute.

So sure. When I was single I would have fucked that boat (based on the 20 seconds I watched before my eyes hurt) and left the guy for Cake.

And if you'll notice, there were standards there. Not the "Must be a perfect 10 in face and body, be rich, have a perfect personality, think the sun sets and rises in my pants, and workout daily...what? she has a freckle on the bottom of her foot? NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!! Send that pig back to the sty!" standards that you apparently have, but then again, I put far more weight behind personality than I do looks. A body is awesome, but if the person behind it is dead inside, it's less of a headache to use my hand.

(This is the single greatest thread derailing topic we've ever had.)
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When I was in high school, my parents got me a bikini wall calendar thing for Christmas. They didn't get the Sports Illustrated one with legit hot models, they got a bargain basement, pile of crap "these 'models' did the shoot for free" one.

The women in that video belong in that calendar.

The only standards I saw were "the women must be white-ish," and not good enough to do this video for real money, because we have none.
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Leisher wrote:When I was single I would have fucked that boat
That's pretty desperate.
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As you read my response, please keep in mind all of this is said with the mindset that I had in my single days, and I expect you are as well (if you're not still single).
When I was in high school, my parents got me a bikini wall calendar thing for Christmas. They didn't get the Sports Illustrated one with legit hot models, they got a bargain basement, pile of crap "these 'models' did the shoot for free" one.

The women in that video belong in that calendar.

The only standards I saw were "the women must be white-ish," and not good enough to do this video for real money, because we have none.
I laughed.

I'm curious to where these women fit on Catt's scale. If 7 and below is unfuckable, and Mama June is a 2, where are these women? Keep in mind, these are girls who can wear bikinis without fat rolls hanging over the bottoms. Some don't have great faces, granted (I rewatched it again to check), but some are definitely cute. Are we really saying that girls who may be cute and pretty and able to wear a bikini are simply unfuckable because they can't be on the cover of sports illustrated's swimsuit edition (which just featured a plus sized model)?

To say you wouldn't have sex with any of them when you were single is ridiculous.
That's pretty desperate.
I'm sure you think Joe Montana was a shitty QB too. Post some pictures of the loads of 10s from the Niagara Falls area that you're currently drilling. My point? I was many things when I was young and single, desperate was not one of them.

Implying that the girls in that video are so unattractive that sleeping with them makes one desperate is one of the most laughable things ever said on this forum. (I don't mean that in an insulting way. I'm truly enjoying how differently we all judge women.)

I mean, you guys rail about elitism and whatnot, yet here you are being elitist about these poor girls. No wonder women have such body image issues! You guys are dicks! :D

You're seriously sitting here arguing that you'd NEVER stoop low enough (in your opinions) to diddle one of those girls in that video? REALLY? As single men, while mother nature is screaming at you to shoot a load, you're calling Christie Brinkley, Elle McPherson, Kathy Ireland, and whoever the models are these days because those are the only ones good enough to ride on your cock? Oh, and if they're not available, nobody is good enough?

Me? I'm a realist. I married a gorgeous woman, but when I was single my standards weren't as high. Were they sleep with Mama June low? Not even on Catt's scale where she somehow ranks higher than she would on my scale, but I certainly wouldn't have scoffed at any of the women in that video. Especially if I didn't have a steady lay at the time or had been drinking.

Has it ever occurred to you two "gifts from the heavens for only the most perfect of women to enjoy" that maybe women consider sleeping with you slumming? :P
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That's pretty desperate.
No, I think he's making a play on your literal statement that you thrust your dick repeatedly into some porthole of a seagoing vessel.
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Malcolm wrote:
That's pretty desperate.
No, I think he's making a play on your literal statement that you thrust your dick repeatedly into some porthole of a seagoing vessel.
You may be right and I read that wrong. The written word being open to interpretation and all...

If he was, then I'd say point out that in this whacky world we live in, you're all clearly Republicans for negatively judging my love of sea faring vessels.
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Great, now Leisher gets to identify as a boat, and has the right to bang all the outboard motors he wants.

My standards for sleeping with a woman have always been high. I realize that's unusual, but it's true. I've turned down many women for sex, cuz I didn't want to sleep with them. All of them were decently attractive, just not attractive enough for me to care. I like pretty faces. Faces matter to me a lot. that's why those women in the video fail to me. I saw 0 pretty faces.
You're seriously sitting here arguing that you'd NEVER stoop low enough (in your opinions) to diddle one of those girls in that video? REALLY?
Yes, I am telling you that, and I mean it, and have the history to prove it. Several times I've heard through the grapevine from girls I rejected that "He must have a girlfriend." No, I just didn't want to sleep with that girl.
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TheCatt wrote:Great, now Leisher gets to identify as a boat, and has the right to bang all the outboard motors he wants.
No wonder Amsterdam is such a popular tourist spot. Marinas are legal there.
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TheCatt wrote:Great, now Leisher gets to identify as a boat, and has the right to bang all the outboard motors he wants.

My standards for sleeping with a woman have always been high. I realize that's unusual, but it's true. I've turned down many women for sex, cuz I didn't want to sleep with them. All of them were decently attractive, just not attractive enough for me to care. I like pretty faces. Faces matter to me a lot. that's why those women in the video fail to me. I saw 0 pretty faces.
You're seriously sitting here arguing that you'd NEVER stoop low enough (in your opinions) to diddle one of those girls in that video? REALLY?
Yes, I am telling you that, and I mean it, and have the history to prove it. Several times I've heard through the grapevine from girls I rejected that "He must have a girlfriend." No, I just didn't want to sleep with that girl.
I've been pondering this more. If the question were about having a threesome with my wife... I may actually lower my standards for said 3rd person. At this point it's purely a hypothetical though. Hmmm.
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TheCatt wrote:I've been pondering this more. If the question were about having a threesome with my wife... I may actually lower my standards for said 3rd person. At this point it's purely a hypothetical though. Hmmm.
Surely it would be more genteel to let her pick, so you get a guy that matches her taste.
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