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Postby Leisher » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:03 pm

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Postby GORDON » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:31 am

Not sure what would be considered "off topic" in this thread.

Though I do sometimes wonder how a 5'1 porn girl can take a 12" hard penis balls deep HARD, and not have all of her internal organs rearranged. Point being.... size probably does matter to those women, because their shit is the "bottomless pits" of vagina classifications.
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Postby Leisher » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:44 pm

GORDON wrote:Source of the post Not sure what would be considered "off topic" in this thread.


Who cares, it was just a single joke/news post thread anyway.

GORDON wrote:Source of the post Though I do sometimes wonder how a 5'1 porn girl can take a 12" hard penis balls deep HARD, and not have all of her internal organs rearranged.


Ha!

Well, women's bodies handle a lot more than what any guy can offer. Reminder: There are women who fuck donkeys.
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Postby TheCatt » Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:16 pm

Leisher wrote:Source of the post Though I do sometimes wonder how a 5'1 porn girl can take a 12" hard penis balls deep HARD, and not have all of her internal organs rearranged.

Still smaller than a baby? Although, that uses extra organs.
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Postby GORDON » Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:44 pm

Babies rearrange organs.
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Postby TheCatt » Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:47 pm

GORDON wrote:Source of the post Babies rearrange organs.

I saw a video once of a woman using a MONSTER dildo. Larger than any human could be. And I just wondered how the fuck it worked. But it mostly did.
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Postby GORDON » Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:22 pm

One assumes the girl works up to the monster dildo. But for the ones for whom size isn't competitive, size doesn't matter.
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Postby TheCatt » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:33 pm

GORDON wrote:Source of the post One assumes the girl works up to the monster dildo. But for the ones for whom size isn't competitive, size doesn't matter.

I just wondered if any penis worked for her after that... like I know vaginas stretch and all that, but... I mean, things are a bit different after babies, so I assume the same is true for monster dildos.
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Postby GORDON » Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:45 pm

One would assume it's the ol "throwing a hotdog down mammoth cave," at that point.

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Postby TheCatt » Sun Jul 12, 2020 9:33 am

GORDON wrote:Source of the post Not sure what would be considered "off topic" in this thread.

Though I do sometimes wonder how a 5'1 porn girl can take a 12" hard penis balls deep HARD, and not have all of her internal organs rearranged. Point being.... size probably does matter to those women, because their shit is the "bottomless pits" of vagina classifications.

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