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Today is the day you googled the benefits of apple juice.
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Not sure what would be considered "off topic" in this thread.

Though I do sometimes wonder how a 5'1 porn girl can take a 12" hard penis balls deep HARD, and not have all of her internal organs rearranged. Point being.... size probably does matter to those women, because their shit is the "bottomless pits" of vagina classifications.
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GORDON wrote: Not sure what would be considered "off topic" in this thread.
Who cares, it was just a single joke/news post thread anyway.
GORDON wrote: Though I do sometimes wonder how a 5'1 porn girl can take a 12" hard penis balls deep HARD, and not have all of her internal organs rearranged.
Ha!

Well, women's bodies handle a lot more than what any guy can offer. Reminder: There are women who fuck donkeys.
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Leisher wrote: Though I do sometimes wonder how a 5'1 porn girl can take a 12" hard penis balls deep HARD, and not have all of her internal organs rearranged.
Still smaller than a baby? Although, that uses extra organs.
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Babies rearrange organs.
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GORDON wrote: Babies rearrange organs.
I saw a video once of a woman using a MONSTER dildo. Larger than any human could be. And I just wondered how the fuck it worked. But it mostly did.
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One assumes the girl works up to the monster dildo. But for the ones for whom size isn't competitive, size doesn't matter.
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GORDON wrote: One assumes the girl works up to the monster dildo. But for the ones for whom size isn't competitive, size doesn't matter.
I just wondered if any penis worked for her after that... like I know vaginas stretch and all that, but... I mean, things are a bit different after babies, so I assume the same is true for monster dildos.
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One would assume it's the ol "throwing a hotdog down mammoth cave," at that point.

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GORDON wrote: Not sure what would be considered "off topic" in this thread.

Though I do sometimes wonder how a 5'1 porn girl can take a 12" hard penis balls deep HARD, and not have all of her internal organs rearranged. Point being.... size probably does matter to those women, because their shit is the "bottomless pits" of vagina classifications.
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