Coronavirus

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 4:25 pm

Hell, there will be people travelling on purpose licking as many doorknobs as they can find, figuring it's a government conspiracy and they're going to fight back. We don't believe in locking up the mentally ill, so this is what we'll get.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 4:42 pm

Gordon's healthcare

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 4:42 pm

GORDON wrote: Hell, there will be people travelling on purpose licking as many doorknobs as they can find, figuring it's a government conspiracy and they're going to fight back. We don't believe in locking up the mentally ill, so this is what we'll get.

I was wondering if some Chinese people came to America on purpose to spread it

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:09 pm

Plus that. Isn't it a confirmed fact that this is a biowarfare germ? Field test.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:11 pm

GORDON wrote: Plus that. Isn't it a confirmed fact that this is a biowarfare germ? Field test.

I thought we were still blaming animals?

The Santa Clara Public Health Department announced a third case of coronavirus in the county possibly transmitted through community spread.

Post by **Leisher** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 9:07 pm

TheCatt wrote: I thought we were still blaming animals?

I genuinely thought they didn't know the origin yet?

TheCatt wrote: Gordon's healthcare

Love it.

Post by **TheCatt** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 11:57 am

Post by **TheCatt** » Sun Mar 01, 2020 12:40 pm

Don't go to Italy

Post by **thibodeaux** » Mon Mar 02, 2020 2:37 pm

List of tech conferences and their status (most actually are NOT cancelled despite the url title slug)
https://www.zdnet.com/article/coronavir ... ions-list/

MWC Americas (Oct 28-30 in Los Angeles) - Being held as scheduled
Gartner CIO Symposium/ITxPo (Oct 18-22 in Orlando) - Being held as scheduled
VMworld (Aug. 31-Sep. 3 in San Francisco) - Being held as scheduled
HPE Discover (Jun. 23-25 in Las Vegas) - Being held as scheduled
Cisco Live (May 31- Jun. 4 in Las Vegas) - Being held as scheduled
Recode Code Conference 2020 (May 26-28 in Beverly Hills, Calif.) - Being held as scheduled
Domopalooza (Mar. 18-19, Salt Lake City, Utah) - In-person canceled; online-only event
F5 Agility 2020 (Mar. 16-19 in Orlando, Florida) - In-person canceled; online-only event
Google I/O (May 12-14 in Mountain View, Calif.) - Being held as scheduled
SAP SAPPHIRE NOW (May 12-14 in Orlando) - Being held as scheduled
Facebook F8 (May 6-8 in San Jose, Calif.) - Canceled
Dell World (May 4-7 in Las Vegas) - Being held as scheduled
Google Cloud Next (Apr. 6-8 in San Francisco) - Being held as scheduled
Adobe Summit (Mar 29-April 2 in Las Vegas) - Being held as scheduled
Google News Initiative Summit (Late Apr. in Sunnyvale, Calif.) - Canceled
Black Hat Asia 2020 (Mar. 31-Apr. 3 in Singapore) - Postponed until Sep. 29-Oct. 2
Paris Blockchain Week Summit (Mar. 31-Apr. 1 in Paris) - Postponed until Dec. 9-10
EmTech Asia (Mar. 24-36 in Singapore) - Postponed to Aug. 4-5
Gartner Data and Analytics Summit (Mar. 23-26 in Grapevine, TX) - Being held as scheduled
Nvidia GTC (Mar. 22-26 in San Jose) - In-person Canceled; online-only event
Game Developers Conference (GDC) (Mar. 16-20 in San Francisco) - Postponed
SXSW (Mar. 12-22 in Austin, Texas) - Being held as scheduled
Facebook Global Marketing Summit (Mar. 9-12 in San Francisco) - Canceled
OFC 2020 (Mar. 8-12 in San Diego, Calif.) - Being held as scheduled
Salesforce World Tour Sydney (Mar. 4 in Sydney) - In-person canceled; online-only event
Cisco Live Melbourne (Mar. 3-6 in Melbourne) - Canceled
RSA (Feb. 24-28 in San Francisco) - Held as planned (IBM, AT&T, Verizon, and other vendors withdrew)
MWC Barcelona (Feb. 24-27 in Barcelona) - Canceled

Post by **thibodeaux** » Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:05 pm

Now google cancels one:

https://cloud.google.com/blog/topics/go ... al-connect

Google Cloud has decided to reimagine Google Cloud Next ’20, which will still take place from April 6-8.
We are transforming the event into Google Cloud Next ’20: Digital Connect, a free, global, digital-first, multi-day event connecting our attendees to Next ’20 content and each other through streamed keynotes, breakout sessions, interactive learning and digital “ask an expert” sessions with Google teams.

Post by **GORDON** » Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:08 pm

Coronavirus... convention prostitutes hardest hit?

Post by **thibodeaux** » Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:31 pm

GORDON wrote: Coronavirus... convention prostitutes hardest hit?

Only if they don’t have his money

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:47 am

NBA is discussing coronavirus strategies.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:36 pm

And it's in the county Thib + I live in...

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:49 pm

Enjoy your few days of discomfort by staying home and binging Netflix.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 4:12 pm

GORDON wrote: Enjoy your few days of discomfort by staying home and binging Netflix.

You don't know I don't have ashtma.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 4:45 pm

thibodeaux wrote: Google I/O (May 12-14 in Mountain View, Calif.) - Being held as scheduled

Canceled.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 4:50 pm

GORDON wrote: Enjoy your few days of discomfort by staying home and binging Netflix.

Also, if I die, you have to take care of my children, but not have relations with my wife. She couldn't handle the disappointment.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 4:56 pm

1. I am exactly the person you'd want protecting your children.
2. I am not the one you want comforting your wife.... apparently.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 5:40 pm

GORDON wrote: 1. I am exactly the person you'd want protecting your children.
2. I am not the one you want comforting your wife.... apparently.