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Apple Juice

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:03 pm
by Leisher
Today is the day you googled the benefits of apple juice.

Apple Juice

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:31 am
by GORDON
Not sure what would be considered "off topic" in this thread.

Though I do sometimes wonder how a 5'1 porn girl can take a 12" hard penis balls deep HARD, and not have all of her internal organs rearranged. Point being.... size probably does matter to those women, because their shit is the "bottomless pits" of vagina classifications.

Apple Juice

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:44 pm
by Leisher
GORDON wrote: Not sure what would be considered "off topic" in this thread.
Who cares, it was just a single joke/news post thread anyway.
GORDON wrote: Though I do sometimes wonder how a 5'1 porn girl can take a 12" hard penis balls deep HARD, and not have all of her internal organs rearranged.
Ha!

Well, women's bodies handle a lot more than what any guy can offer. Reminder: There are women who fuck donkeys.

Apple Juice

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:16 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Though I do sometimes wonder how a 5'1 porn girl can take a 12" hard penis balls deep HARD, and not have all of her internal organs rearranged.
Still smaller than a baby? Although, that uses extra organs.

Apple Juice

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:44 pm
by GORDON
Babies rearrange organs.

Apple Juice

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:47 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote: Babies rearrange organs.
I saw a video once of a woman using a MONSTER dildo. Larger than any human could be. And I just wondered how the fuck it worked. But it mostly did.

Apple Juice

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:22 pm
by GORDON
One assumes the girl works up to the monster dildo. But for the ones for whom size isn't competitive, size doesn't matter.

Apple Juice

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:33 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote: One assumes the girl works up to the monster dildo. But for the ones for whom size isn't competitive, size doesn't matter.
I just wondered if any penis worked for her after that... like I know vaginas stretch and all that, but... I mean, things are a bit different after babies, so I assume the same is true for monster dildos.

Apple Juice

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:45 pm
by GORDON
One would assume it's the ol "throwing a hotdog down mammoth cave," at that point.

Embellishment mine.

Apple Juice

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2020 9:33 am
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote: Not sure what would be considered "off topic" in this thread.

Though I do sometimes wonder how a 5'1 porn girl can take a 12" hard penis balls deep HARD, and not have all of her internal organs rearranged. Point being.... size probably does matter to those women, because their shit is the "bottomless pits" of vagina classifications.
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