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Malcolm 
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Posted on: Aug. 28 2014,13:19 |
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QUOTE Sons are sent away at 18, and spouses are banned from the town except on weekends.
Now the women have made an appeal to bring more single men to the town. But there's one caveat: Men have to follow their rules. OK, that shouldn't be too hard to do. But the truth is that any incoming men have to follow all the guidelines that the women created, from town planning to farming, religion, and more.
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Resident Nelma Fernandes, 23, said, "The only men we single girls meet are either married or related to us…. We all dream of falling in love and getting married. But we like living here and don't want to have to leave the town to find a husband."
1) Soon as you're not single, you get the boot except on weekends.
2) You have to sell your brain and soul for dividends paid to your dick.
3) I'm sure there won't be any issues of jealousy among the women there.
4) You want to make a major change in your life, but you aren't willing to leave your tiny-ass village to do so, even if it cripples your chances?
Edited by Malcolm on Aug. 28 2014,17:47
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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GORDON
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Posted on: Aug. 28 2014,14:12 |
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That all sounds absolutely insane.
The town motto is probably, "Sis Semper Calumniam."
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Cakedaddy
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Posted on: Aug. 28 2014,14:39 |
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At what point do they burn you in a large straw man thing?
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Malcolm
I disagree.
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Posted on: Aug. 28 2014,17:48 |
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Brazilians != Amazons. Close.
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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Paul
The Cumulonimbus of the Interweb
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Posted on: Aug. 28 2014,17:53 |
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I'll pass.
There are plenty of rural crazy women in my area, so there's no need to travel.
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Cakedaddy
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Posted on: Aug. 28 2014,23:40 |
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I was referring to the Nic Cage movie "Wickerman" where he was trying to get his daughter away from his wife who had gone to an all women place and ended up being burned alive in a straw man.
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