Topic: Just got this in email from Spirit Airlines, Subj: Want to see our Weiner? | < Next Oldest | Next Newest > |
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GORDON
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Posted on: Jun. 07 2011,09:43 |
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Subj: Want to see our Weiner?
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GORDON
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Posted on: Jun. 08 2011,16:34 |
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What is up with these guys? Â Look at the options in this poll they just emailed me:
Edited by GORDON on Jun. 08 2011,16:35
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TPRJones
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Posted on: Jun. 08 2011,17:01 |
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I like it.
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GORDON
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Posted on: Jun. 08 2011,17:05 |
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I am now looking forward to tomorrow's email from them.
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TheCatt
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Posted on: Jun. 08 2011,18:14 |
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Like it too.
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GORDON
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Posted on: Jun. 28 2011,10:02 |
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Been quiet (not-funny) recently, but here they are, f-ing golden:
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Troy
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Posted on: Jun. 28 2011,10:39 |
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Ha. Whatever agency they work with is awesome. I wonder how many "too far" ones they sent. Even "progressive" clients axe 2/3 ideas, in my experience.
Edited by Troy on Jun. 28 2011,10:39
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TPRJones
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Posted on: Jun. 28 2011,10:45 |
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I wonder if they already turned down "Our fairs are da bomb!"
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Jun. 29 2011,16:45 |
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"Come hijack a vacation with us."
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"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
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TPRJones
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Posted on: Jun. 29 2011,17:31 |
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"We give it to you cheap and easy."
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Jun. 29 2011,17:46 |
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"Since the TSA gropes you, we exclusively employ ex-Hooters waitresses as flight attendants so you have someone to grope, too."
Edited by Malcolm on Jun. 29 2011,17:46
-------------- Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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TPRJones
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Posted on: Jun. 29 2011,17:59 |
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"Spirit Airlines: The fastest and cheapest way to flee the state."
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Jun. 30 2011,16:11 |
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"You have fear of flying, we have complimentary Oxycontin."
-------------- Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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TPRJones
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Posted on: Jun. 30 2011,16:47 |
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"How can we afford these low fares? Â Our pilots work for peanuts!"
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Jun. 30 2011,17:24 |
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"Other airlines just have first class. Â We have special celebrity-piloted luxury flights for getting your drink on."
-------------- Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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TPRJones
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Posted on: Jun. 30 2011,20:50 |
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"Other airlines have luxury first class. We have no class. And we pass those savings on to you."
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Jul. 01 2011,15:47 |
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"Fuck waiting in line for landing, we understand your time is valuable."
-------------- Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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GORDON
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Posted on: Jul. 26 2011,13:36 |
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GORDON
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Posted on: Jan. 24 2012,13:16 |
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New one today.
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